maliciousmelons:

ive always hated kids

"did you hate yourself when you were a kid"

yes

(Reblogged from hendrixsalison)

stardusttx:

grapewallofchina:

your life hasn’t been completed until you see giraffes fighting 

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you’re welcome

i thought they were partying

(Reblogged from asian)
meatbicyclevevo:

dennys:

The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

denny’s what the fuck do you even advertise

meatbicyclevevo:

dennys:

The American summer past time of collecting fire-fries is a beautiful one.

denny’s what the fuck do you even advertise

(Reblogged from battling-the-basilisk-with-ed)
giolikestowatchnetflix:

The reality of most sleepovers.

Story of our lives

giolikestowatchnetflix:

The reality of most sleepovers.

Story of our lives

(Reblogged from mudkamp)

pleatedjeans:

Go follow @endhooS

(Reblogged from battling-the-basilisk-with-ed)
thedailydoodles:

"Night After Night", a Haiku
Falling foreverEach night the same as the lastJust hoping to land.
(Starring the great Brian Goldman of Goldmanpictures.tumblr.com!)
Wanna star in your very own Daily Doodle?  CLICK HERE!FAQ  TWITTER  FACEBOOK  SOCIETY6

Five star gif right there

thedailydoodles:

"Night After Night", a Haiku

Falling forever
Each night the same as the last
Just hoping to land.

(Starring the great Brian Goldman of Goldmanpictures.tumblr.com!)

Wanna star in your very own Daily Doodle?  CLICK HERE!
FAQ  TWITTER  FACEBOOK
  SOCIETY6

Five star gif right there

(Reblogged from thedailydoodles)

randomingoftherandomness:

shubbabang:

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i dedicate this comic to the teacher who pulled me out of class in middle school to tell me my bra strap was showing and that i needed to get a jacket to cover it up so that i didnt distract the boys

dedicated to all teachers, school administrators, parents, dudes, dudettes, random ass strangers, politicians and dogs who think that is a woman’s duty to ensure that men aren’t ‘distracted’

(Reblogged from battling-the-basilisk-with-ed)
kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

kierenwalkerpds:

monobeartheater:

absorr:

ultrafacts:

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 Some of you are reblogging because you think its funny that programmers would talk to ducks. I’m reblogging because I think its funny picturing a programmer explaining their code, realizing what they did when they explain the bad code, then grabbing the strangling the duck while yelling “WHY WAS THE FIX THAT SIMPLE!? AM I GOING BLIND!”

AS A PROGRAMMER I CAN TELL YOU THAT THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU FUCKING DO WE HAD TO BAN THE DUCKS FROM MY CLASSES BECAUSE EVERYONE WOULD FLIP THE DUCK OR THROW IT AT A WALL OR SOMETHING WHEN THEY FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM IN THEIR CODE

so that’s the function of a rubber duck

(Reblogged from mudkamp)

Anonymous said: daddy pls fuck the sad out of me?

asian:

thanks to tumblr I have completely eliminated the thoughts of reproducing because I fear that my child will call me daddy

(Reblogged from asian)

(Source: cringebloging)

(Reblogged from gnarly)
My life story

My life story

(Source: nevver)

(Reblogged from paris2london)

is it just me or does Chris Brown’s head at the VMA’s look like a mouldy orange 

shavingryansprivates:

jrdyn:

shavingryansprivates:

science tumblr why the hoobly boobly

tectonic plates

thank You

(Reblogged from asian)

jodiedoeart:

Steve Rogers taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.

(Reblogged from friends-like-us)